10 things I hate about you.

I hate the way you talk to me. 

And the way you cut your hair.

 I hate the way you drive my car. 

I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots.

 And the way you read my mind. 

I hate you so much it makes me sick. 

It even makes me rhyme.

I hate it… 

I hate the way you’re always right. 

I hate it when you lie.

 I hate it when you make me laugh; Even worse when you make me cry. 

I hate it when you’re not around. 

And the fact that you didn’t call, but mostly I hate the way I don’t hate you;
 not even close; not even a little bit; 

not even at all.